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Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!
by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019
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Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.
Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.
by BEARCULES August 24, 2019
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Thunderbite

Massive case of under bite.
Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!
by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011
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Chad Thundercock

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.
"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."
by Dr. James Russell September 7, 2013
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thunder pot

A large pot or chamber kept in the back of a station wagon or SUV that is used to urinate or defecate to avoid having to pull over to use the restroom.
Sarah used the Thunder Pot on the way the Shelly's wedding to take a huge dump so we didn't have to pull over to the rest stop.
by Thunder dump mike November 17, 2015
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Thunder Run

A high speed military convoy utilising heavy weapons, armoured vehicles and offensive tactics to reach a destination, most likely along a route of extreme danger. The strength, speed and intensity of the attack, coupled with the use of formidable weapons and equipment quickly overruns the surprised defending force.
The 3rd United States Infantry Division made use of the Thunder Run tactic to seize Baghdad from Iraqi forces, on the 5th of April 2003
by chargrilledawesome April 14, 2013
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Rocket Thunder

Rocket Thunder is/was a group name given to Melee Hell, a popular gaming group on Facebook.
Although Melee Hell is specifically known as a shitposting group with relevance to Super Smash Bros. Melee,

Some jackass decided to change the name to be about goddamn stupidass rockets and thunder and shit.
Hey man, Did you see that new post in Rocket Thunder? That Marth really grabbed that Fox McCloud!
by redgazelle April 15, 2020
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