thunderblundered

another way to say choke, as in choking an OST finals or an SPL finals after talking mad hot for the whole tournament and then proceeding to embarrass himself in front of his piers and fanbase. Notice when not talking hot at least to his fanbase such as during his road to a Smogon Tour trophy he won.

u choked on chodes u dingus u thunderblundered

by Guiermo April 20, 2019

Thundercunt

Adaption of the Derogatory term 'Cunt.' Used in situations where Cunt is not harsh enough.
Meant to cause extreme offense and a great way of releasing frustration and anger orally.

Abbreviation of the term Thundering Cunt.

Verb: Thundercunting.

Stop picking your ass you thundercunt.
Look at him thundercunting around there with no pants on as if he owns the place. He is a major Thundercunt.

by Podge93 September 2, 2013

Thundercunt

The movement of a ball smashing the back of the net with high speed and power

Jesus tommy did you see the thundercunt Larry scored Sunday

by Jehovahevan May 18, 2018

ThunderCunt

An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power

'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.

by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016

cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Thundergunt

The act of maliciously banging a woman who has a pronounced FUPA or gunt so intensely that it produces extremely loud flesh-slapping sounds.

After a I rolled a 210 at bowling on Friday night, I thundergunted the grenade for my buddy.

by D-Fresh04 April 27, 2010

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014