PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

Thumb-Tied

When using T9 in a text message, and the wrong word is accidentally sent to someone. It's usually not an issue, unless the wrong word still has applicable meaning in the context of the conversation.

Not to be confused with Slip of the thumbs.

Used in the context of a text message conversation:

Adam: "Hey, where are you?"
Eve: "I'm gone."
Adam: "Gone where?"
Eve: "Sorry, my phone got Thumb-Tied. I'm *home*. ^^"

by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007

gentleman's thumb

During the act of intercourse in the position of doggystlye. Kindly and gently inserting your thumb in your partners anus.

Brenda was very unenthusiastic while we were having sex doggystlye. Until Rex gave her the gentleman's thumb.

by Butcherboy USA November 19, 2016

Thumb-kin

verb.
"Givin someone a thumb-kin"

Sticking your thumb real hard and fast into someones anus.

"I'm gonna give you a fucking thumb-kin, dude"
"Look man, you want me to do a thumb-kin"
"Yo niggaz bettah watch out cuz when i do ma thumb-kin"

by Simon Talek September 10, 2006

Kentucky Thumb

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.

Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”

by Kentucky AK May 20, 2021

Thumb Balling

The act of tapping another's testicles with one's thumbs as if punching a speed bag.

Damn girl, my nuts are sore from all that thumb balling last night.

by Dr. Puddington August 3, 2015