Tiffany Thornton

Incredibly hot, blonde, Disney Channel actress from Texas. Plays Tawni Hart on the Disney Channel Original Series Sonny with a Chance. Also appeared as a guest star on Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place and That's So Raven along with other shows. Was in the terrible Disney Channel Original Movie Hatching Pete with Mitchell Musso. Always plays a ditsy high school blonde who thinks she's all that. Might actually represent how she is in real life but she seems like a very nice woman. She is one of the hottest actresses on Disney Channel and she's not underage.

I used to have a crush on Selena Gomez until I found out she's 17. Now I like Tiffany Thornton. She's 23 and hotter and blond. I have a thing for blondes.

Tiffany Thornton by bigjohnson87 September 7, 2009

thornton academy 

A southern maine semi- private school where the sport teams win multipul gold medals to promote their revealry with the neighboring ghetto town of biddeford. Has many dorms with hundreds of identical foreign students from rich families in asia.

yo, have you seen thornton academy's football team this yea?

yea they're second in states !

thornton academy by meow meow meow meowx6 January 16, 2012

Thornton Spear 

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.

Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!

Thornton Spear by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011

Thornton 

The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.

If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.

Thornton by Phyliss Simmons July 13, 2006

thornton academy 

Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.

Hey, isn't Thornton Academy a great school!?!?

Answer: NO

thornton academy by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008

Austin Thornton 

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

Austin Thornton by austinwim August 7, 2011

thornton academy 

The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.

"Hey, did you go to Thornton Academy?"

"I did. Thornton is my alma mater."

thornton academy by deanna03801 March 17, 2009