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taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters
by taking the nut July 8, 2017
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taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.
He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.
Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.
by Handballs April 12, 2009
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Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."
by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010
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An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews
I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.
by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018
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taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.
by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004
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