Hit the wood 

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

Hit the wood by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021

Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

bring the wood 

Usually in reference to Football to describe a hard or punishing hit on a player. "lay the wood" can also be used in the same context.

During his career, Dick Butkus would bring the wood on a regular basis.

John Lynch brought the wood on that hit.

Andrew Luck layed the wood on Shareece Wright.

bring the wood by frankoftank September 9, 2013

one off the wood 

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

one off the wood by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

The Woodcock inn 

Evidently, some bar in the Pittsburgh area said to have great food. Also, a famous bar in England of the same name. Has a great suggestive name. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to go there just because of that.

(looking for directions)
Some guy- How far is the Woodcock Inn?
Other guy- About 6 inches.

The Woodcock inn by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

Nursed the wood 

nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.

My homie Ollie just nursed the wood yo!

Nursed the wood by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015

hit the wood 

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

hit the wood by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022