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The Sassy Turn-around 

Lie your chick down and load two bumps of cocaine to each of her nipples. Then line a strip of salt vertically down her abdomen. Then place a 1oz shot of Patron on her belly button, and finally place a 1/4 slice of lime into her vagina. Once you have your partner situated, straddle over her head facing towards her feet. Then you shoot the two bumps of cocaine and continue the course to the trail of salt down her belly. Follow this with the shot of patron and finishing of with the chaser of lime out of her pussy. Form is very important in this process. As you are lowering down the course of her body you insert you penis into he house as you fall into the 69 position.
Couldn't believe he just did The Sassy Turn-around to that hooker in Vegas!
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The Sassy Llama 

A starting youtuber called "The Sassy Llama", very good at editing and making videos, currently has 26 subscribers, not a very big channel. Loves to watch Aphmau, friends: Chubbster Awesome,

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Sassy the Sasquatch

This is a SKITZ legend from the animated show- on YouTube- The Big Lez Show.

Sassy the Sasquatch was created by Tom Hollis and Jarrad Wright in one afternoon, on a trampoline, well into the night on how this Sasquatch takes all drugs known under the sun, with no adverse affect on his being- whilst calling everyone else a "...druggo". Although he has the inability to retain information: both short term and long term- usually responding, "Wadiyatalkinabeet". Appearing, however, to know everyone in the universe.
The two decided to draw this Sassy the next day, when they both got home. Tom drew what we know, today, as Sassy. Jarrad ending up drawing Donny- another SKITZ legend.
Sassy lives by the beach, in Australia, spending his days consuming drugs and going on SKITZ MISSIONS.
(Sassy the Sasquatch (Sassy) throws an object at Norton's window)
LEZ: "What the fuck?... Was that you Sassy?"
SASSY: "Wadiyatalkinabeet"

(Lez pulls on a volcanic bong)
LEZ: "CHRIST!"
SASSY: "You fak'n druggo"

Don't Suss the Run

When somebody ruins something or when somebody will ruin something because they are not good enough at it.. Whether it is a game, joke or saying. Most commonly used in a basketball game: "Yo don't suss the run with your game."
Yo, stop sussin the run with your jokes.

Don't suss the run with that weak ass shot of yours.
Don't Suss the Run by Bink Bink Mink November 14, 2011

suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.
Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi
suss the flex by 613K January 1, 2011

Catch me in the streets sissy 

Something my sister says because she thinks she’s Americannnn nd she thinks she’s well well cool
told my sister to do something nd she replies with “catch me in the streets sissy”

Sassy to the Maxx 

A word that is used to describe great moments and success or to describe someone as being the sassiest person alive.
Natasha and Boris are so cool that one could say they are Sassy to the Maxx.
Tuggy, on the other hand, is one of the least sassiest people alive.