The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast

The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.

by Richard QW April 23, 2007

roast the quail

Smoke weed

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale

by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

Roast the Dewy

De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.

About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.

by Log Jam Jim January 28, 2005

The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.

"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"

by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009

The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.

Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.

by BM99 June 18, 2019

The Easter Roast Game

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.

Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.

by BM99 February 5, 2019

Roast the ghost

Smoking crack cocaine.

Yo, Teeno! What say you we go roast the ghost and get ~HiGH~!

by David Souther October 20, 2007