by Malcolmtent December 14, 2008
Get the pay the rent mug.A sexual act that involves renting a car for the weekend, while at the same time bringing your girlfriend/date back to the car. After the act is complete, the rentor shoots his date (anywhere will do), then puts her in the trunk and returns the car. Best performed in Mexico.
"Damn, i barely escaped the federales in Mejico after i pulled the rental on some whore in Tijuana."
by moousse October 1, 2007
Get the the rental mug.When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.
Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.
by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020
Get the The rent is due mug.Negligent discharge of firearms close or inside urban rental property, be intentional or not intentional.
Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.
Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.
Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.
Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.
Guy 1: "Hey neighbor, did you hear a gun shot last night?"
Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"
Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"
by Ndotktrl August 3, 2022
Get the keeping the rent low mug.In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).
Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent
Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*
Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low
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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*
Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low
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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023
Get the keeping the rent low mug.friends who wear clothes and then return them to a store.
People who use items and then return them months later
Students who steal other peoples work and claim it as their own.
friends who hookup with their friends boyfriend/girlfiriend without them finding out.
People who use items and then return them months later
Students who steal other peoples work and claim it as their own.
friends who hookup with their friends boyfriend/girlfiriend without them finding out.
by southpointmama February 2, 2012
Get the rent the runway mug.In a little town called owensboro, two men were at peace with all fake enforcers of the law at the "mall". UNTIL ONE DAY it all started. Micah and Cheeseburger knew all the security officers names except for one, and this man is satan. THUS we gave him a name we could think of. The most womanly name that came into our shallow minds. And it was Reba, thus the monster was born. Eventually getting his own arse fired. THAT DIRTY BASTARD!
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
"I'm only a minor, and you are causing me serious psycological damage, and I pee the bed at night because of you."-Micah
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass September 10, 2004
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