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Fresh off the pig

I just got out of jail, I'm fresh off the pig
by Edac April 30, 2014
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I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)
Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears
by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019
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Kill The Pig

A phrase used to do something horrible, crazy, fun, or dangerous like Skateboarding down a hill, Jumping off a building, Raping a police officer, Getting fucking wasted, killing a man, taking a shit and then throwing it at the queen, pulling a sicky off work etc. It's like another word for 'YOLO' but much fucking cooler.

Can also be shortened down by saying "KTP"
Sam: "Hey John, wanna get wasted?"

John: "Yeah man Kill The Pig"

Sam: "I just killed the pig and pulled a sicky off work today so I can take a shit and throw it at the queen."
John: "Safeee"

John: "wanna kill the pig and skate down the top of that massive hill over there?"
Sam: "Yeah man KTP style."
by samneal October 13, 2013
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launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.
Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.
by pipes! September 6, 2009
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Dissecting the Pig

to have sex with a fat girl
Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.
by Jacquizz "Debrikashaw" Ronan February 21, 2009
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plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over
If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"
by krimsen January 16, 2005
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jumped the pig

the moment when a luxury or fashion brand begins an irreparable decline into mass market obscurity and irrelevance.

often precipitated by introducing a lower-level line or announcing a collaboration with a non-prestige brand.

similar to the phrase jump the shark, but goes beyond merely assessing quality & creativity of the product; cultural relevance and loss of respect by the cultural elite are important elements as well. applies exclusively to luxury brands.
the H&M capsule collection was bad enough, but when they heard about the collaboration with UGG, the fashionistas knew Jimmy Choo had jumped the pig.
by rational narcissist March 15, 2010
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