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Stirring the paint 

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.
That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!
Stirring the paint by eXOBeX March 5, 2011

Stirring the paint 

Have sex with a girl on her period.
Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.
Stirring the paint by Cunto McGee October 5, 2011

scrapin' the paint can 

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."

Stir the paint 

Using a finger (or two) to simulate penetrative sex on a female during her period.
She won't even let me stir the paint during her period.
Stir the paint by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

stir the paint 

Having sex with a woman while she's one her period.
It's Susan's time of the month again, I hope she'll let me stir the paint tonight.
stir the paint by Harry Bullocks October 3, 2011