the 'your mom' reflex 

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.

president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.

the 'your mom' reflex by sare1258 April 20, 2010

The F-mom 

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

The F-mom by BOSOX2007 January 11, 2010

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE 

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

the party mom 

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.

I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.

the party mom by urban dictionary queen September 4, 2016

Im the worst mom in the world 

Literally every mom says this I'm pretty sure.

*kid swears*
Mom: Don’t say that word!
Mom: I wish I never let my kid learn these type of words.
Im the worst mom in the world

Im the worst mom in the world by TrausaXO December 15, 2020

The "Not-Mom" 

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"

Ex.Guy "1" Dude, last week I screwed Patricia. Shit was tight, I'll probably hit her up again soon.

Guy "2" Jeff, you are fucking your Not-Mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your Mom. haha Gross

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"

The "Not-Mom" by Sar452 October 2, 2016

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

the soccer mom by schvety_balls April 6, 2016