the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010