The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

The Little Mermaid

To finger a girl on her period, (clunge being the ocean, body being the land) pull your fingers out an walk them up her body to her chest. Do a little jig with said fingers then ram them up her nose flapping around like a fish out of water!

"I'm going to make you a Disney princess"

"Can I be the little mermaid?"

"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"

by DOCKLads October 28, 2014

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.

My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005