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The Lion King 

The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"
"Hey man did you hear about what happened to Eric?"

"No, why?"

"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"

"Wtf bro?"

The Lion King 

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
The Lion King by Master of chi January 5, 2021

The Lion King 

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.

The Lion King Effect

When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.
Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."

Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"

Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."

The lion king 2

The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.
Disney: Can we make one good sequel?

Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.

Disney: Ok!
The lion king 2 by Fiftyset June 13, 2018

watching the lion king

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."