swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018

up the lads

a term used by angry leprechauns during a masturbation session in a japan hotel room

up the lads- used by angry Irish people in japan hotel rooms

by emmacastersugar December 7, 2020

The Lads

A group of meatheads

the lads are fighting again

by obama 2 June 3, 2020

The lads of york

A bunch of bloody legends

“Those guys are the lads of york.”

by The big neek April 28, 2020

with the lads

Mainly used by those who are fucking considerate and define people who they think are hot by using the word hotstick or who's name nearly rhymes with sandshoes

Person A says: Im going to watch the paint dry
Person B says: Paint drying with the lads

by t3kk3rs February 26, 2015

the lads

Refers to a mixed gender social group, i.e. work, school, etc, in Ireland. gang

Going for a drink with the lads after work.
This year's Christmas party with the lads was grand!

by AuldDawg December 30, 2016

the lads

those annoying dumbasses who think their better then everyone and run around acting all macho until they graduate into a life of supermarket attendants.

I’m going out with the lads. Better bring a fire extinguisher.

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022