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flex for the gram

Making a pose for a picture specifically for Instagram
- Aight homies let's take a pic of the squad, flex for the gram!
by baebybear September 9, 2014
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The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
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The Flexor

the act of placing your penis in between a flexed arm while they are moving there arm back and forth vigorously.
i was at the gym last night and both georgia and jessica gave me the flexor after they each did a few curls.
by chodiak November 1, 2008
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The Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking own dick while thinking about Treaty of Trianon.
by nowis November 1, 2017
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The Flexburger War

A war that broke out when Flexburger and Daniel Larsons manager, Josh, leaked Daniel nudes and accused him of being a predator. Josh was also responsible for tricking Daniel into getting nude on his live, causing the May 6th incident.
"Were you tuned during The Flexburger War man?"

"Ofc bro"
by daniel larson enthusiast March 27, 2022
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A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are not rigid, immutable decrees but flexible patterns that can adapt, shift, or change under certain conditions. This theory challenges the traditional view of laws as eternal and unchanging, suggesting instead that they might be more like habits of nature—regularities that emerged with the universe and could, in principle, change. The flexibility of physical laws might manifest in extreme conditions (inside black holes, at the Big Bang), through quantum effects (where probabilities rather certainties reign), or through unknown mechanisms that allow law-like behavior to vary across cosmic epochs. The theory doesn't claim that anything goes, but that the boundaries of physical possibility might be less fixed than traditionally assumed—that nature has room to maneuver within its own rules.
Theory of the Flexibility of the Laws of Physics Example: "She wondered whether the constants of nature might have been different in the early universe—a question that presupposes the flexibility of physical laws. If they could be different then, could they change now? The theory opens possibilities traditional physics forecloses."
by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026
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Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.
Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!
by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016
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