climb out the pussy

a phrase usually said to someone who is ballbiting or acting "in the way"

Cas: Sher, didn't you fuck that nerd last year?
Sher: Climb out the pussy, Cas. Get over yourself

by decentusq November 17, 2009

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.

Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.

by J-A Jewberg October 7, 2007

climbing the ladder

reaching every level of being high on weed

lots of stoners love climbing the ladder on a daily basis

by lacy hudson January 20, 2009

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

Climbing the Rope

The act of using both of one's hands and feet to jerk it.

"Regular wanking just didn't cut it anymore, so I started climbing the rope."

by The Lord of Banana Boats April 23, 2017