go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.

Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.

by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008

Chimpanzee Lips

n. A set of fat, thick female vagina lips that closely resemble the closed mouth of a monkey, an ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.

Wow that girl had some fat ass beef curtains... actually they're thicker, more like chimpanzee lips!

by Zac & Brett February 3, 2007

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Raging Chimpanzee

Oral intercourse with a woman suffering from simultaneous prolapsed uterus and a yeast infection while thumbing her prolapsed anus. Can also be refered to as a fiesty chimparoo

For Grandma's 80th birthday, the stripper gave her a Raging Chimpanzee.

by DirtyMommy January 2, 2012

Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction

Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew

by loudog413 December 2, 2010