Stop the car! 

Response to something that seems incredible or unbelievable.

thing 1:' Dude, I hit the lotto for 5 million dollars yesterday.'
thing 2: 'Stop the car!'

Stop the car! by tweetlife June 11, 2009

start the car 

Often used at parties/frat houses. Boys often use it when talking to their friends. On way to a party "boys lets start the car".

Start it.
Start the fucking car boys!
Boys lets go to the party, lets start the car

start the car by Derek McCown September 13, 2016

Don't Shoot the Car 

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

Don't Shoot the Car by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

starting the car 

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

starting the car by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

Shown the car 

Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!

This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!

My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!

Shown the car by 317 is here won August 7, 2024

Blows snow all over the car 

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

Blows snow all over the car by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world 

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world by gaypor June 26, 2023