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The William Warren

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019
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The William Tell

A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.

A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.

Guy2: Did you win?

Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
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The William Face

'The William Face' is The face William Brown makes when he is shitting rainbows and molesting unicorns
"Oh shit... he's making The William Face"
by TheWilliamFaceInc. September 9, 2011
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The William Shakespeare

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.
Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare
by Cheese her January 1, 2019
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the william shatner

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.
dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!
by jellyjd May 21, 2010
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William the Bloody

An alternative name for Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", referring to what he was called before he was sired.
"Have you heard? They call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!"
"It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!"
by Murasaki November 27, 2004
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William the Worm

A beautiful worm that will forever be missed. Was found in a Tesco cucumber, and was squished in the shrink-wrap. Caused many heartbreaks, within his family and throughout the media. His death was truly something to mourn over. His funeral was held in the backyard of his family. William is gone, but will remain forever in our hearts.
William the Worm, Faithful and brave,

Though his life was short-term,

And will never be the same,

William the Worm,

The sky grew bright that day,

Though sadly, his soul flew away,

And now I sit here, with tears in my eyes,

And as I let out small cries,

I will know now that William the Worm,

Was the greatest worm alive
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018
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