tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

Tele-Sleepover

Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.

Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

tele adulterer

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.

You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!

by Sannock September 29, 2019

Tele-partying

A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.

Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend

by Adam Flanigan October 4, 2012

tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.

John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!

by vengeance of f January 27, 2011

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016