Spaniard

A noun, meaning "one who is a spaniard".
Commonly used as a mild insult.

Users of the word may ponder for several millenia over the fact that the word's meaning contains the actual word.
Baffling.

"Suck my spleen, you Spaniard!"

by Regbert the Almighty, ruler of the inner recesses of your hat January 11, 2004

Spaniards

An epxression of suprise and annoyance at an unforseen occurence. Usually unrelated to the prescence of Hispanic people.

Spaniards! What the fuck's going on here boys?

by Pollock March 4, 2003

Spaniard

Anyone of the Spanish descent, including all countries in South and central America except Brazil. Usually their excessive 100 words-per-second, also clarified as the "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding", can be easily associated to a Spaniard.

Where are you from, Ecuador?
-Yes.
Okay. You're a Spaniard.

Okay, Spaniard, enough with the "ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding" words per second. Speak English.

by AntonioLopezdeSantaAnna November 21, 2010

Spaniard Movement

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole

Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.

by Richard Inface December 5, 2010

Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".

My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard

by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019

Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)

"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."

by SpanishBull January 24, 2017