Shrubbing or to shrub. The act of a woman rubbing ones cliterous whilst taking a shit, thus encouraging both pleasure sensations to occur simultaneously.
He could no longer please his woman because she had mastered the art of shrubbing.
Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'
Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'
Henry bangs on the bathroom door, 'Elizabeth, what the fuck are you doing? I'm desperate for a shank! To which she replies, 'fuck off Henry, I'm trying to shrub one off in here!'
Kevin says to his girlfriend, 'no shrubbing allowed in bed, I'm not cleaning that up again.'
by 7up n Cider April 05, 2017
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
Old school 90's term for a headbanger, very common in Langford BC.
Shrubs are typically seen wearing a Langford Tuxedo, smell like they've been smoking way too much bad shake, and have a tough-guy attitude that is directed most specifically at skaters
Shrubs are typically seen wearing a Langford Tuxedo, smell like they've been smoking way too much bad shake, and have a tough-guy attitude that is directed most specifically at skaters
by diggerB February 05, 2010
a young stoner in public school who has been a tobacco smoker for such a time that it has stunted his/her growth
Nelly is always hanging around with those shrubs at the breezeway. I think she might be doing weed now. Can Furtado even afford it?
by ponte September 10, 2006
A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.
The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004
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by shawn July 28, 2003