Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013

Skinning the rabbit

To masturbate so roughly the skin the male member goes red.

Last night I was skinning the rabbit to a nice bit of grumble
and now sore as hell.

by 0Amadeus0 January 26, 2011

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019

Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

Spinning the disc

To place a Halo 2 game disc around one's penis and spinning the disc in hopes of causing an orgasm.

"Instead of going out tonight, Mike stayed home and was spinning the disc."

by mdm29 September 10, 2006

Dropping the bait without spinning the reel

Teasing and flirting with no intention of being in a relationship or a fling.

Yo man you're wasting your time. Alexa's always dropping the bait without spinning the reel.

by IDCC June 27, 2015