If you meet a Sergio then hold on to him he is not a player but he do got hoes in every corner he is real sweetheart and will never cheat on you but don't test him because he wont admit it but he has anger issues. He is a real crackhead that don't need drugs. He has the most SHORTNESS..... attention spanned you'll ever see. But over all a Sergio is a great guy and i am very lucky to have meet a Sergio he will be a great friend he'll be there when ever you need him he will also forgive you very easy. He is a loyal, kind hearted person if you meet a Sergio let him in your life you won't regret it i promise. He is the type of person you can just chill with and have a nice time. He is very funny with out a doubt.
by potato wedge123 April 14, 2020
a pretty chill guy, there when you need him, sometimes unappreaciated, synonym for awesome, anyone who knows a sergio will die for him, sometimes sergios are a little too honest with those around him
person a: i need advice on something
person b: i'm horrible at advice, you should talk to sergio
about it
person b: i'm horrible at advice, you should talk to sergio
about it
by mark twain456 July 14, 2011
You lay your woman down, spread her legs, and prepare your "troops" for battle. You have all you need, a can of Crisco and no Trojan. At this point, her vagina is now like Niagra Falls. You salute your veiny soldier and send him into the battle field, but you come to realize that your soldier is packing too much heat. Only his tip enters the promise land filled with sweet, nectar dripping manna. but your soldier is persistent, he tries for fifteen seconds but does not fit. He is forced to retreat. The soldier is proud of his gerth but at the same time is disappointed in the fail. His ticket has been punched to the blue ball express because you penetrated but did not recieve the angelic explosion of sex.
by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011
A Male who is extremely stylish, well groomed, has a serious take on fashion. Could also be very social, maintains a huge ego and will not hesitate to debate anyone on any subject. EX: Sergio Rossi, Kanye West, Ari Gold, Don Draper
Man: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.
Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.
A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.
Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.
A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
by SirEgo February 4, 2010
Sergio is a small young man with a killer bod. Legs of steal and biceps as big as they get. Sergio is sweet and caring. All the girls fall for him and even the guys. Overall Sergio’s are one of the best types of people you’ll ever meet and you’re lucky to have on in your life.
They’re also a bit gay but hey gay is ok
They’re also a bit gay but hey gay is ok
by LaLaLaly\^0^/ May 31, 2018
Sergio: a very talented guy who has the talent of music in his blood. he will respect you even if you disrespect him. He is a religious guy to everyones eyes, but one you get to meet him, you realize he has gone through so much pain and is still trying to heal his wounds. he will make the worst decisions and he always has a really close girl-friend who unfortunately he left, but she'll always be there for him
They are usually also very horny too
They are usually also very horny too
Friend:Sergio is...um....ugh....I can't find the word
Crush:perfect?
Friend:um...boo
Crush: talented..
Friend:if
Crush:everything you can ever ask for?
Friend:um...yeah...no
Crush:well he is to me, he's all those things and much more
Crush:perfect?
Friend:um...boo
Crush: talented..
Friend:if
Crush:everything you can ever ask for?
Friend:um...yeah...no
Crush:well he is to me, he's all those things and much more
by a.girl.with.a.broken.heart July 14, 2018