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the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.
Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.
by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013
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The 3 S's

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock
"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock
by Scrill September 13, 2005
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The Four S's

"Mate iv done my 3 s's im just going down Northfield for my fourth"

"Yeaaah thats the four s's man"
by Rory 'ASBO' James January 28, 2007
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Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)

A group of disaffected priests from the Society of Saint Pius the Tenth (SSPX) that left and formed their own organization when the SSPX began dialogue with the Holy See concerning reconcilliation. The SSPV advocate Sedevacantism, which means they believe that the Papal Office is vacant, and the current Pope is an antipope. Most members will contest the Papal reigns of Blessed John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul, Blessed John Paul II, and Benedict XVI, although some do accept the legitimacy of Blessed John XXIII's reign. The SSPV do not hold the Second Vatican Council (Vatican II) as valid and binding on Catholics because they believe that it's decrees contradict the traditional Catholic faith and are "heresy." The SSPV rejects the Ordinary form liturgy of Paul VI, and celebrates all the Sacraments (Especially the Eucharist) according to the Traditional Latin Missal. The SSPV, like many other Sedevacantist groups claim that they are the true Catholic Church, and the Modern Church is Heretical, sometimes citing the apocalyptic warning given by Our Lady of Salette.

In short a marginalized group, excommunicate from the Catholic Church proper, who make up a small minority of the world's traditionalists.
Bill said he believes in sedevacantism and has started attending that "Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)" chapel on Market Street.
by wh0dat? May 2, 2011
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The 3 S’s

Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.
When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.
by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020
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The O.S.S

(Oprah Secret Society)
A top secret organization led by Oprah Winfrey and Tyra Banks. This organization trains ALL women too troll men and toy with their emotions as revenge for their lack of rights over the past years.

When asked of knowledge of the O.S.S, most women will reply that they have never heard of this, DO NOT BE FOOLED, Tyra Banks has vigorously endoctrinated them to say this. As males it is our mission to combat these Jezebels and to not let them toy with our emotions.
Person 1: I heard that Kelly is a member of the O.S.S.

Person 2: DAMN YOU OPRAH!!!
by The 2.0 February 8, 2010
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The Three S’s

Nick: Hey girl wanna do the three s’s with me?
Ellie: Bitch no you got STDs
by ratlover213 October 8, 2022
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