When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.
Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
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Get the The Ron mug.The polar opposite of (and often directly caused by) draco in leather pants, whereby fandom demonizes a previously likeable, good character, often for the sake of shipping.
The origin of the name comes from Harry Potter fandom, in which fanfic writers shipping Hermione with characters other than her canon love interest, Ronald Weasley (or Ron), would often include some terribly contrived arc in which Ron goes insane from Hermione dumping him, and promptly joins the villains of the series, the Death Eaters, thus making it easier for readers to sympathise with Hermione's choice and hence the ship of choice.
The origin of the name comes from Harry Potter fandom, in which fanfic writers shipping Hermione with characters other than her canon love interest, Ronald Weasley (or Ron), would often include some terribly contrived arc in which Ron goes insane from Hermione dumping him, and promptly joins the villains of the series, the Death Eaters, thus making it easier for readers to sympathise with Hermione's choice and hence the ship of choice.
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In 2002, the second series of the Pokemon anime saw a cast change, in which one of the three main characters, Misty (who was heavily shipped with one of the other main characters, specifically Ash), was swapped for a younger model, May. Cue dozens of gratuitous rapefics written in May's dishonour. Voila: May the death eater.
In 2002, the second series of the Pokemon anime saw a cast change, in which one of the three main characters, Misty (who was heavily shipped with one of the other main characters, specifically Ash), was swapped for a younger model, May. Cue dozens of gratuitous rapefics written in May's dishonour. Voila: May the death eater.
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" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.
" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
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When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.
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