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Fuck the Police Day

by Ems120 August 5, 2020
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fuck the police

When you don't like the police so you show them whats up by shovin a foot up there ass, oink oink piggy mothafucka.
Wow, I just got busted for possesion, a couple crack rocks, and a couple grams of 'dro, fuck the police.
by Antonio "P-do" Brown June 11, 2006
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Defund the police

Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it
Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me

Person B: You just got defund the police'd
by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022
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Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!
Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020
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sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.
The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.
by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021
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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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call the police

a phrase said by a person when stating that they wish to hear a song by the English rock group "The Police"
call the police

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roooooooxanne...
by jayzeejunior May 30, 2011
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