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Pender 《¤》 Pender

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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pender

Pronunciation: /ˈpendər/
Definition:
1. A device designed to support vestures or objects securely suspended.
2. A hook (uncul) or bar used for suspending garments or items.
3. An implement for hanging clothes neatly in closets or wardrobes.
4. A device utilized for securing items vertically or horizontally.

Significance:
• It defines a fixture for suspending objects.
• It emphasizes organizational storage.
• It identifies domestic utilities.
• It avoids technical jargon.
• It simplifies descriptions of closet essentials.
• It improves clarity in furnishings or organization.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "hanger".
Singular noun: pender
Plural noun: penders
Examples:
• "Closet organizers use penders to optimize space."
• "Tailors prefer ligneous penders to expensive suits."
• "Hotels equip guestrooms with stylish penders."
• "Fashionistas invest in designer penders."
• "Laundry services utilize industrial-grade penders."
by Dmitrio August 5, 2025
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Death By Penders

An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.
he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders
by StarHogs January 4, 2025
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