night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

All over the option

When you have visited various locations/shops in succession.

I have been all over the option today looking for an outfit for Christmas Day.

by SpagBowl December 18, 2018

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

The Ops

1. "Ops" Typically refers to Military or Guerrilla forces, working under the NSA, CIA, ASI, SIS, Secret Societies, etc
' Ops; short for Operations. '

2. Opposition or Opposites; referring to Groups of/or Individuals with conflicting Ideology.
' Opposing Gangs or Thoughts that Trigger Distress/Rage '

1. "I may be just be being paranoid man, but I keep looking outside into the shadows for The Ops"
"m8, I will fuk'n wreck you in Black Ops"

2. "Man, fuck them Ops, bunch o'Pigs"
"The Ops be on my dick & don't even know, seeping all their traffic"

by AstralNecro January 6, 2019

dialing the operator

slang for female masturbation. older rotary phones had "0" on the bottom. to dial the operator repeatedly, one would run their index finger up and down in a slight arc.

"obviously a lot of calls going to ma bell today, as missy claimed she had been dialing the operator for over an hour without getting through. curiously, she seemed happy though that it took so much time."

by bigpaul November 24, 2007

The option

You always have the option, no matter what.

Student 1: 10 page report! WTF!
Student 2: Don't do it. I'm not going to.
Student 1: You need to! It's required to pass the class
Student 2: No, you have the option not to.
Student 1: BUT YOU WILL FAIL THE CLASS!!!
Student 2: I know, but you don't have to do the report if you don't want to. You have the option to fail if you want.

by SPlDERMAN August 19, 2006