Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

The nuns bush

When something is as good, large or extravagant as it could possible be.

The black and tan is really good but the lager is the nuns bush.

by Shauninja June 8, 2018

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

The one truth in this world

“Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing”
-Sam Onella Academy

by Lluma July 7, 2021

The Nunning

When a Porn addict decides to go clean of masturbating for a week or more.

Jimmy: Hey Gibby do you know Eric from the club?
Gibby: No

Jimmy: well anyway he's practicing The Nunning because next week is no nut November

by PostPolice November 1, 2019

The Nungler

A great and powerful being. Omnipresent in nature and uncanny in every way. The one behind the tragedy. The man behind the slaughter.

Fin: The Nungler approaches.
Jimmy: Fuck.

by "The Sledge" February 4, 2022

the nunchuck

When you are doing sexual things with someone and you need to spice things up So you do The Windmill and at the end you slap the person with your penis.

Shana was giving me a blow job and I wasn't happy with her skill so I gave her The Nunchuck. She had it coming.

by Joe Rogue December 13, 2007