noog

A robot voiced fag that uses too many buzz words trying to sound intelligent.

The noog man says: The scope of this project is verbose. Let's touch base later about action items.

by some young guy April 12, 2005

Noog

A part of the males lower extremities used for the "mating" purposes and adult pleasure. Also relates to the "chode" region of the body. Usually associated with a smaller size "tally wacker". Approach these areas with extreme caution.

My that is a small noog you have there. Or, my what a hairy noog.

by Jacob P. James September 7, 2003

noog noog

A racist slur towards black people !

It's basically a different way of saying the n word

Jaqueefa is a ugly lil noog noog ong !

by xxxcyberslutxxx October 4, 2020

Noog

When someone takes your backpack, removes the contents, flips the backpack inside out, and puts back in the contents. Afterwards the backpack is often stapled shut along the zipper. Other ways to keep it shut is to put a paperclip between the zippers on the inside. In the most extreme cases, the backpack is buried underground or sealed in a metal box.

I just nooged Tylers backpack with duct tape!

by theantidote December 17, 2004

Nooge

A person who's so crazy hardly anyone can be around them

Gosh! She's such a nooge!

by Noogetacofreakingtaco September 13, 2010

Nooging

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

noog

a person who likes to noogle

by Simon Trollope February 26, 2003