Monday

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.

by Officer Jordan April 21, 2008

Monday

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

FML, it's Monday!

by amberithink October 6, 2009

Monday

Easily the worst day of the week. It is the first day back in prison. It is the worst especially for teens because they have been watching SMG4, funny fails or some fresh memes.

Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday

by Power476 August 20, 2020

mondays

When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

by karma June 11, 2004

Mondays

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'

Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops
This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around

by BeeFrank May 4, 2006

Monday

The day that comes after Sunday and ends your glorius weekend.

Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!

by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo April 2, 2010

Monday

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

by Maya January 23, 2005