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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 22, 2022
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Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.
by R Rude December 22, 2022
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The Patty Mayonnaise

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
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The Marilyn Manson Thing

The Marilyn Manson Thing is when a man can get himself oral sex.

It was named after gothic rock star Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs removed so that he could gave himself oral live on stage.
Person 1: So I heard that he could do the Marilyn Manson Thing.

Person 2: Eww...that's sick.
by I Know To Much... May 23, 2009
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The Lucky Manson

While you’re fucking a man doggy style, you push back of his head down so he can suck on his own dick, while he’s getting fucked It’s called The Lucky Manson, named after Marilyn Manson. Can be done to a man, by either another man, or a woman wearing a strap-on. Receiver must be quite flexible.
So I was taking my boyfriend from behind, and shoved his head down so he was deep throating his own cock. I love The Lucky Manson, it makes us both cum so hard.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022
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Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.
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