The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds

>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme

by ëmbryö July 18, 2017

Bob Marley To The Left

Bob Marley To The Left is the rule used when smoking ganja, if you call this rule the blunt, joint, bong, pipe etc. rotation will go to the left after the first person takes their hit

kid on the right: Hey i put $10 on it, i get second hit
kid on the left: Bob Marley To The Left bro my hit

by Kevin Nivek July 1, 2011

the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence mad men jimmy urine and Steve Righ? (they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right')

39 tracks about retards, Darth Vader fucking shit up, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

by K-666 April 11, 2005

serving from the left

To perform your job properly or at a higher level, because your boss is now watching you. Derived from the rule that a waiter is suppose to serve a plate to a diner from the diner's left and remove it from the right. But this procedure is often neglected.

When my boss came into my office to listen to my sales calls, I knew I had better start serving from the left.

by Vegasgirl72 July 21, 2009

Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)

1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..

by K-666 April 16, 2005

The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).

Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."

by boringpianos April 22, 2023