Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021

Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC)

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.

Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).

by Jimmy Snoop December 12, 2007

“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019

fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

by Healthcare101 April 4, 2018

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022