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Kentucky Thumb

The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.
“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”
by DougGimmiedome May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

When you have a girl in doggy and you put your thumb in her ass and press hard inside.
Bro that girl last night was freaky, I gave her the Kentucky thumb and she loved it.
by Don’t_worry May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

As defined by the AK guy, a life-saving thumb that enters your jugular to stop yourself from bleeding out after firing an over-powdered .50 caliber SLAP round which explodes your bolt action Serbu RN-50. This thumb is necessary to saving your life since a fragment of the exploding bolt action rifle has lacerated your jugular, so without your Kentucky Thumb you would've die on the interstate driving to the nearest hospital as your father speeds past triple digits in your Silverado
Oh damn babe, look at that Kentucky thumb! you can come over to my place later ;)
by Sliding Bandit May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding
Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.
by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.
Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.
by JustFollowingDaGunMemes May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

To shove thy thumb into bleeding hole to stop bleeding
My gun exploded so I had to Kentucky thumb my neck
by Daddy332769 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

A sex position in which a thumb is deeply inserted into a vagina.
My dick wasn't big enough, so I gave her a Kentucky Thumb.
by Balooga420 May 20, 2021
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