Gurt

The watery stuff when you open a cup of yogurt, that wants to make you drink a gallon of dish soap to cleanse yourself

person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.

by Islam Muhmmidid 87 September 24, 2019

Gurt

The act of running or starting to run

When Lucas sees a black man he gurts toward him

by Pack Man August 10, 2010

Gurt

A mispronunciation of the name Grant by an asshole Brazilian.

Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"

by Donald Trumpalumpa March 21, 2017

Gurt

A fat chode like individual.

"Damn man, he's a fucking GURT!"

by 50cal.al February 28, 2018

Gurtted

when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.

i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.

by LennyBooBoo February 7, 2022

Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019

gurts

a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations

guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!

by knifeinflavor123 March 10, 2010