Plunging the Gooch
Taking a shower
Plunging the Gooch by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022
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two in the cooch, one in the gooch
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"
two in the cooch, one in the gooch by LaceDogg January 4, 2008
hit the gooch
Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
hit the gooch by speeeeze January 26, 2011
screw the gooch
To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.
"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"
screw the gooch by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008
Swivel the gooch
When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.
Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?
Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
Swivel the gooch by Alacardt May 23, 2018
Tonguing the gooch
Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
Tonguing the gooch by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
The holiday Gooch
The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.
'How was your Christmas Eric?'
'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'
'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'
'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'
'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'
'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'
'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'
The holiday Gooch by BZA Beard January 9, 2010