fappening

When a bunch of people start fapping out of no where.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the party when the fappening happened?
Guy 2: Yeah, I started it.

by iDubbbbbbbbbbbbbz December 8, 2016

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

The Fappening

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

by anonymous December 29, 2023

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020

The Fappening

The sounds of bare footsteps on solid ground that you hear before getting gang raped.

"It's over Colby, I hear the fappening."

by Frosty Stevenson February 22, 2022