Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
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The Family Guy Effect -
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."
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(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
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To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:
-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.
(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:
-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.
(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"
"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."
"Ah that sucks."
"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."
"Ah that sucks."
by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014
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