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Family

Fuckers who manipulate you your whole wide life and later kill you.
-family-
by Un4chanit August 11, 2018
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family

people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.
i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)
by tardcake September 19, 2006
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family

A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you had...like the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.
I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings
by roux-ga-roux July 30, 2016
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Family

In family life - love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds us closer together, and the music that brings harmony. They'll be there for you through good times, and in bad times.
When trouble comes your way, you family will always help you and are always on your side, no matter what
by Gdoggz September 12, 2011
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family

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.
1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.
by Wompa One December 18, 2007
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family

group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.
-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out
by julopez November 27, 2011
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Family

Being in a group of people (could be friends) who love eachother unconditionally, who will stand by eachother through thick and thin and protect one anothet no matter what.
Her mother, father and siblings don't love her and she doesn't love them but lucky for her she has her real family that will stand by her.
by ~S.Anonymous September 24, 2017
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