Stevie the Duck

A phrase which is synonymous with blatant stupidity.

"According to Stevie the Duck..."
"Now I know you're an idiot."

by Trollmaster 2217 March 4, 2010

rippin' the duck

Rippin' the duck is often refered to playing lacrosse with your spoon or twig and snippin top cheddar along the crossbar.

Mike Gabel of the Chicago Machine is credited for the creation of this saying.

Bro, lets go rip duck.

or

Brody says, "I love rippin' the duck."

by Brody Laximus January 3, 2011

the duck song

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song

by jonas_luvr29839 January 19, 2010

larry the duck

the most evil duck that rampaged across the earth

help larry the duck stoll my toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

Liam the Duck

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018