do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

Piper the diaper

My sleep paralysis demon

Please go away piper the diaper

by Strange death January 30, 2021

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

sitting on the drapes

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

In the drawer

When a person doesn't know he/she is gay/lesbian, but EVERYONE else does. (This person is often found in theatre.)

This is not to be confused with in the closet which implies that the person in question knows about his/her own homosexuality.

#1: Trent: Omg! I went to see Patti LuPone on Broadway last week! It was amaaaaazing!

Lisa: Are you sure you're straight?

Trent: Positive, sweety. I love the ladies :D

#2: Lisa: I can't believe how obvious it is that Trent is gay!

Jessica: Yeah, Trent is mad stuck in the drawer

by pattis baby June 17, 2010