formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.

"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"

by azmansell February 12, 2010

Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 15, 2015

Forensic Chemist

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.

Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.

by [bitterpartyofone] March 22, 2009

cut chemist

the worst band to ever walk this planet

i'm serious

listen to What's the Altitude by Cut Chemist and you'll get what i'm saying

by potency37 November 28, 2006

dj cut chemist

Cut Chemist is the preforming name of Lucas MacFadden. Cut Chemist was a part of Jurassic 5 until he parted to work on a Solo album called The Audiance is Listening, which everyone says is crap, but really isn't. He is insirational to begining dj's such as myself (or at least i think so). Cut chemist usually inserts cuts of speech and blends them with hip hop or trip hop elements.

DJ Cut Chemist has perfected the art of scratching.

by mills yo December 9, 2008

street Chemist

Is a person who is knowledgeable in OTC chemicals and products who can combine them to make oxidizers, accelerants, and explosives.

The chemicals found from the explosion in that dumpster looks like the work of a street Chemist.

by BlackLumberJack March 11, 2024