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dunking the cosmic donut 

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.
Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.
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Dinner with the Cosby kids 

Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.
Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.
Dinner with the Cosby kids by ophj December 10, 2014

Dropping the Cosby's by the pool 

Hey man, I gotta drop the Cosby's off at the pool but I have no TP.

drop the cosby kids off at the pool 

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!

drop the Cosby kids off at the pool 

drop off the cosbies

Slang for taking a shit. Shortened from "dropping off the cosbies at the pool".
--> Dude, whats with the screwed up face?
---> Argh! Really need to drop off the cosbies man!

drown the Cosbys 

To take a shit. Not used to literally describe any criminal act.
"Do you have any acceptible reading material for me to use whilst I drown the Cosbys?" or "Awww damnit! I clogged the toilet drowning the Cosbys again."
drown the Cosbys by s33flous July 27, 2006