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borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.
by gfm November 18, 2004
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bork

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK
by BigPokemon October 29, 2020
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bork

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
by kristyvictoria March 7, 2005
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Borking

A meme way of saying "barking".

The term borking is usually used when a photo of a dog/doggo/pupper is shown.

The word borking comes from 'bork' which sometimes dogs are captioned saying 'bork'.

The word is mostly used on Tumblr where most of the weird memes are born.
*Picture Of A Dog*
Caption: Free, and ready to bork.

*Same Dog Now Shown In Cage*
Caption: In prison for borking.
by Purgaytory August 28, 2016
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bork

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003
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Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"
by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009
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Bork

Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.
you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out
by Five_head December 23, 2009
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