Bammer

A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.

Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing.

Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers.
Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.

by Aquaman004 April 15, 2007

Bammer

A weapon that shoots bullets using prjectile force; a gun

Cock back my head like a hammer, my head is like a nickle platted bammer, spit 45 caliber grammer

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Bammer

a word used to insult someone.Instead of calling women a female dog or slut.This word can be used for a male or female.

Most of Stacys' friends at the yard are a bunch of bammers.
You are being such a bammer.
My ex-girlfriend Brittany is the biggest bammer i ever met!!!

by knobs one a.k.a. mrEmolitov July 3, 2008

bammer

What Steven Pires slings and smokes.

Don't gimme none of that bammer weed.

by pwnagesp July 16, 2008

bammer

A word made up by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em to rhyme with "hammer" in the song "Speakers on Hammer"

SBTE: I got my speakers on hammer! Bammer bammer bammer!

by WESTCOASTYAHERD December 8, 2010

Bammer

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is worse than ugly.

Man look at that bitch she is Bammer, I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick.

by Tizzle Mizzle March 26, 2009

bammer

noun. A person that does the damn thing. (No reference to Alabama fans)
The antithesis of a jokester, joke artist, or other residents of Jokester City.

I'm a fuckin bammer, son.
Sam told those hoes whats up, he's a fuckin bammer, son.

by JMAC1 April 10, 2006