Thylacine

The most awesome marsupial to ever live. It had pouches on both sexes, five full toes on the front (no lame dew claw like dogs), and could jump just like a kangaroo! It had stripes on its back (from eleven to twenty one, typically). It was the best.

Sadly, when extinct in 1936 on the 7th of September due to the inaccessibility to shelter and the idiots at the Hobart Zoo.

-Hey, ma, looks, it's a Thylacine !
-No, Billy, that's just a kangaroo with but stripes.

by DingoToe January 5, 2011

Thalassophobia

A classed "irrational", relentless, and intense fear of the sea.

After watching Jaws I think I have thalassophobia

by Treebark456 June 16, 2010

Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

Thaylar

The most amazing girl you will ever meet, she has the greatest smile and can make anyone laugh... she is a stunning person and a wonderful friend :)

Hey that girl thaylar?
yeah shes the best.

by MAZZAA May 21, 2012

Tayla

The name of a young girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Whenever you are with her you feel like life can't get any better, like she is perfect, perfect enough for the both of you. She is your definition of perfect. She is kind, so kind that most people aspire to be her, or be with her. You can trust her, she is not judgemental and she will take all of your secrets to her grave. She is just waiting for the right guy and when she finds him, she will give him all of her. And more. She will the best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for. She is also a best friend. She's one of those very special people in your life. The first person you think of when you make plans. The first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You'll call them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you're sad she'll try her hardest to cheer you up. She gives the best hugs in the world! She is a shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. She is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you, because it would be too painful to watch you get hurt. She's amazing with kids and the parents too. She isn't afraid to talk to people because she believes that everyone deserves at least one chance. She is purely amazing. She's Tayla.

ayla is such a babe. She is just gorgeous.

Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.

Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.

I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.

by ❥ anonymous ❤︎ August 21, 2016

Thaynara

A beautiful girl, name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect girl in the whole Universe. She can make you smile any day, and she is a lover. Has the absolute best amazing eyes, who make you melt when you look into them. Her smile is like heaven. And she has the best advice.

Damn! When I saw Thaynara pass by jaw dropped!

by Yarahunt January 30, 2020

rogah taylah

roger was born on august 19, 1951. his parents (jimi hendrix and maddona) were killed in a car crash in 1952 and he was adopted by elvis presley . he was a guitarist for a band called king and he was originally a toe floating around space which he was near the sun. he exploded and the beatles wrote a song for them called hot space. space was hot because roger flew into the sun with david bowie who survived the sun. rogers death caused mozart to kill him self.

OMG! SPACE ODDITY WAS WRITTEN FOR ROGAH TAYLAH!

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019