Textbarf

When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"

I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.

by LOLidk December 18, 2012

textagraph

A portmanteau of "text message" and "paragraph", used when someone sends you a freakishly large text.

"Jesus Frank, if we need milk just come out and say we need milk, cool it with the freaking textagraphs you crybaby"

by Skin E Dude July 30, 2014

Textbait

When someone send you a text you need to reply to but probably shouldn't

Man 1-My ex keeps calling herself a piece of shit and I don't know what to say back
Man 2- dont reply to her textbait

by Thewisewizard April 22, 2017

Textage

Words intended for a text but to be determined while writing the text.

"We need textage for the note" or "Come up with some textage for the note"

by KevintheG April 4, 2019

Textagram

Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.

Guy is a textagram of Ivy. Anna is a textagram of Bomb.

by Gizborne January 11, 2008

textage

a text message

I tried to textage you, but your phone was shut off!

by aripadari February 13, 2004

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009